Role Model

Sunday morning, a couple of little boys from church were riding home with their Mom. They were chatting away in the back seat of the minivan when she heard one say to the other: "My dad is really tall, but when I grow up I want to be tall like Pastor Joel, because did you know he is the tallest guy in the world."

You heard it here first.

How to Give the Perfect Man Hug

If any of my friends want to give me a hug for my birthday, I'm now prepared.

Guilty as Charged?

I'm not sure if I'm allowed to think that this blog is amusing, but I do. I haven't read them all, but think you may want to check out #87, 81, 80, 73, 64, 61, 60, 44, etc. etc.

For Cat Lovers

A video for your viewing pleasure since I've got nothing to say today (except that the snow in Keystone yesterday was phenomenal. If this pastor thing doesn't work out, I'm going to be a ski bum. You heard it here first.)
PS: No--I don’t spend my free time looking through YouTube. It’s not so much that I find them as they find me.

Sophisticated Humor.

Yes, I know I'm very high-brow.

In Case You Missed It.

Obama won for the democrats in Iowa tonight. Maybe Oprah helped.
Mike Huckabee won for the Rupublicans. Undoubtedly, this helped.

I can't decide if I think not taking yourself too seriously is a good trait for a presidential candidate or not.

dirty preacher

In a lame attempt to update my blog at least onece a week, I'm posting somebody elses video. But it IS at least vaguely related to my life. Last Sunday, I was trying to talk about a woman's "dress" and ended up saying "bress." Of course, all the dirty minds in my congregation thought I said something else. But on the bright side, I think I handled it better than this guy.
PS: Too "edgy" for the church blog?